Dumb Ways To Die Ukulele Chords – Tangerine Kitty

-1-½+½+1

 

Voice Range: G – C (1 octave + 6 half tones) – find your voice range here

 

Intro:
C   F     x2

 

Verse:
Set Cfire Fto your Chair   F
Poke a Cstick at a Fgrizzly Cbear   F
Eat CmedicinFe that’s Cout of Fdate
Use your Cprivate Fparts as Cpiranha Fbait

 

Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie     Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe       G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie        F

 

Verse:
Get your Ctoast ouFt with a fCork     F
Do your Cown eleFctrical wCork      F
CTeach yourFself how to Cfly        F
Eat a Ctwo-week-Fold un-refCrigerated pFie

 

Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie     Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe       G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie        F

 

Verse:
Invite a Cpsycho-Fkiller insCide      F
Scratch a Cdrug dealer’sF brand new rCide      F
Take your Chelmet Foff in oCuter spFace
Use a Cclothes dryer Fas a hiCding plaFce

 

Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie     Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe       G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie         F

 

Keep a CrattlesnaFke as a Cpet        F
Sell Cboth your Fkidneys on the CInterneFt
CEat a Ftube of CsuperFglue
I wonder, what’s this red button do?

 

Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie     Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe       G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie

 

Bridge:
AmDress up Glike a Cmoose during Emhunting Fseason    G
AmDisturb a Gnest of wCasps for Emno good Freason
GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform
GDrive around the boom gates at a Amlevel crossing
GRun across the tracks between the Amplatforms   G
They Fmay not rhyme but they’re Gquite possibly

 

End Chorus:
The Cdumbest Gways to Amdie      Em
The Cdumbest Gways to Amdie      Em
The Cdumbest Gways to Amdi-ie-ie-Emie
So Fmany dumb
So Gmany dumb ways to Cdie