Dumb Ways To Die Ukulele Chords – Tangerine Kitty

Voice Range: G – C (1 octave + 6 half tones) – find your voice range here
Intro:
C F x2
Verse:
Set Cfire Fto your Chair F
Poke a Cstick at a Fgrizzly Cbear F
Eat CmedicinFe that’s Cout of Fdate
Use your Cprivate Fparts as Cpiranha Fbait
Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie F
Verse:
Get your Ctoast ouFt with a fCork F
Do your Cown eleFctrical wCork F
CTeach yourFself how to Cfly F
Eat a Ctwo-week-Fold un-refCrigerated pFie
Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie F
Verse:
Invite a Cpsycho-Fkiller insCide F
Scratch a Cdrug dealer’sF brand new rCide F
Take your Chelmet Foff in oCuter spFace
Use a Cclothes dryer Fas a hiCding plaFce
Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie F
Keep a CrattlesnaFke as a Cpet F
Sell Cboth your Fkidneys on the CInterneFt
CEat a Ftube of CsuperFglue
I wonder, what’s this red button do?
Chorus:
CDumb Gways to Amdie Em
So Fmany dumb D7ways to diGe G7
CDumb Gways to Amdi-ie-iEme
So Fmany dumb Gways to Cdie
Bridge:
AmDress up Glike a Cmoose during Emhunting Fseason G
AmDisturb a Gnest of wCasps for Emno good Freason
GStand on the edge of a Amtrain station platform
GDrive around the boom gates at a Amlevel crossing
GRun across the tracks between the Amplatforms G
They Fmay not rhyme but they’re Gquite possibly
End Chorus:
The Cdumbest Gways to Amdie Em
The Cdumbest Gways to Amdie Em
The Cdumbest Gways to Amdi-ie-ie-Emie
So Fmany dumb
So Gmany dumb ways to Cdie